Pauley's Tavern and Pool Hall

Daydreams to cope with sometimes take on lives of their own....

al·le·go·ryˈ (aləˌgôrē) noun

plural noun: allegories

   "A story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one."

   “An Allegory is a form of extended metaphor in which objects, persons and actions in a narrative, are equated with meanings that lie outside the narrative itself.

The underlining meaning has moral, social, religious or political significance of abstract ideas as charity, greed and envy.

Thus an allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.”

   Yes, I looked it the f*ck up and with that you know what is needed to be known to understand what the Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall book series is about.

  Oh I should add that the censor is pretty much off most of the time. PG this story is not. PG13 neither. R yes; but beyond that?

Shhh....

Now some background info on the place ”The R*tards" go to play.

(Pauley’s term of endearment for his patrons that don’t act their age, especially when sh*tfaced.

Think about what "r*tarded" means, then how it's used in every day language to be an insulting description.

Just like calling a child a "b*stard", some words should be questioned as too f*cked up to use like they're whatever.

"Wh***" is another one with an edge, and yes these words among others will be questioned, but you as readers decide the fate of these words as they apply to your personal vocabularies.)

   Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall is a sort of 'speak-easy' name for The Iron Horseshoe Tavern established back in 1974 by Paul "Pauley" Kelly.

It’s called this to keep what are now known as 'hipster' invaders away, and its whereabouts only known by word of mouth.

Is it elitist?

Perhaps.

Or it is about self preservation and preventing as long as possible, their haven from being taken over by those that do not honor tradition, nor would uphold Pauley's Code of Conduct.

  New folks are welcome, as long as they can respect the School House Rules and don't complain when Lucy gets unplugged; otherwise foos are getting their a*ses expelled!

   Over the years The Tavern has become a home away from home club house for old timers and mostly blue collar roughneck man children with its latest motley generation currently in their 30’s, give or take.

Some married with children or divorced with visitation on the weekends.

They have bills to pay, money to save, jobs to not f*ck up in order to do both.

Occasionally these a*sholes may brawl and Pauley’s shotgun Grace taken out to dance, with Jukebox Lucy playing the soundtrack; but overall the place is mellow on a weekday afternoon.

   The crowd that made The Tavern its watering hole is loyal and there is a sense of kinship between the boozer drunks.

Stories this tavern has no lack of thanks to the antics of the patrons, which also include my own.

   I wrote myself in as a character using my real name because all this stemmed from a daydream I had, to keep me company while I went for long walks with detours, in my new town of residence;

Boyle Heights, California.

   Though home for me will always be my beloved

East Los Angeles, Califas

   One day I thought of a man that didn’t exist to help me move on and let go of the past, by focusing on the existing hope of the present and lessons learned.

  Perhaps it was my way to prepare myself mentally for the future because I don't have much to my name other than my imagination.

 “Mikey, Jacob, Bobby, Joe, Paul, Davey, Alex, Dennis and Lou”

   Names of made up men that are a close knit pack of pals I will never forget.

They all represent an aspect of the men I have known, both in the good and bad; but they are human, even if fictional.

They are part of the details to the symposium full of zanies.

   This story experiment at times is a sort of open love letter to men that have shown their integrity even as they also try to get things right.

These men are strong but also weak.

Happy but still stressed.

Hopeful but discouraged at times with what they feel is out of their control.

It’s a mix we all endure, but with them; I feel how unequal men still are when it comes to expressing their feelings on it all.

How do I know?

I'm a daughter of one that expressed them regardless.

   The women in this saga also are shown going through their own life roller coasters and attaining their triumphs for they too are strong and capable.

It’s just with them, the way their stories are told is different.

How different?

The goal is to show we could use a little bit of understanding from the fellas.

With their stories, I hope to tell men that not all of us are their enemies or psychos, that more often than not, there was an issue with communicating and emotions go on edge.

We can be worthy of trusting and also respecting.

I hope to tell, we can have our bad days too, even if our hairstyles look nice; and we don't always know what the f*ck we're doing either.

We do know we could be wrong also.

No really.

Women are capable of knowing they can be wrong. Getting us to admit it, now that's something else.

*cough*

I want to show the men I was able to reach through to, women can be their friends as well, and shoulder part of the old burdens that say a man must bare these alone.

Even as women, we can relate and be more than arm candy hood ornaments, "Honey can you bring me a beer?".

  But this is to reassure the males that are willing to read, they'll have a place in what is usually considered female terrain.

  Yes this is a quirky soap opera Spanglish novela, for a subculture of those that bought in to what a friend called:

"The Rockabilly Retirement Plan for Punks, Skins and Goths".

And what was surprising, the guys did get in to it as much as the gals. I mean, how can I write an open love letter to men, if I don't include what matters to and interests them?

  From the serious like Erectile Dysfunction or even the car not starting and being already late for work.

To the "Are you f*cking serious!?!" and the latter said in two manners.

One with enthusiastic glee like they scored, and the other in BOHICA despair.

Espeakin' of which....

This is a bedtime story dedicated most of all to Our Troops and 'Docs' green side or civilian; for I do know the power of a reality break, if not reading oneself asleep.

And this because I want to "Play It Forward" and yes I do mean play.

  The man I would spend countless silent moments, wondering about his happiness and safety; he was the life lesson I needed to get me out of a bad place; even as I felt helpless knowing which bad place he was headed back to.

This Army Coptor Doctor ridding one of Anansi's spiderweb threads, tied to the foot of a Dragonfly Dustoff back in Stan; reminded me why being able to control your focus, makes dealing with difficult things, easier to cope with.

The chaos will still be there, it's how you allow it to affect you, that makes a very important difference.

You either learn how to hold on and fight or you don't. That "don't" had been my concern for him.

There was a reason his story began to stand out to me.

"Yet for me that also came from the desert, compassion I also knew how to show...."

  Eyes like his and lack of smile, you don't forget.

He had the face of many that aren't returning all that well; but his face comforted me when it would look silly; but haunted when it was a stoic with unintended, resigned grace.

  So this allegory that aims to be a cult classic, does have its soul, as that odd daydream of mine, found a life of its own.

And it became a Shoretale Fable of Therapy in Motion and thinking up the answers that become the solutions.

It's all just rhyming for the reasons, that carry us through the seasons of change.

Suggestion: Look up Grandiose, Ostentatious, Pretentious, Narcissistic, Delusional, Self Absorbed Motor Mouth, but most of all Ironic Catharsis. Thank you.

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Copyright ©2017 Rev. Mother L. G. Flores. All Rights Reserved.

Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Lagrimas Y Sangre"

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"Nunca Mas P*ndejo! Nunca Mas!"

Press Play To Listen To Los Difuntos "Born, Raised, Passed Away (In East LA)" For The Soundtrack

The ingredients to compose with. May we never go without again.

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EAST LOS!!!

A common thread between us all, is we all got to eat. Some have easier times with it, while others don't, but knowing how to cook on a budget, can feed the whole family. It may be humble like rice and beans, but the truth remains the same in what makes us all equal. We need to eat, and we all bleed red.

And sitting around the table, not just food feeds us, but ideas forming food for thought, as well as intentions for future plans. Sometimes it's just thinking up of what to cook next time. The napkins become something to write on, to note potential. But gathered 'round the dinning table, a family that eats together has better chances of staying together, especially when they give thanks before their eat.

When it gets hot in the kitchen, food is cooking to please. Tending to it, making sure the flame isn't too high, or too low. Hot, home cooked chow that makes friends coming over feel the hospitality. Cooking together, feeding the crowd. Good food makes for good memories.

A dirty kitchen can be a sign something is wrong inside the heart of the home. But when the act of cleaning helps relax, it can be therapeutic and symbolic of cleaning one's own slate. It takes work to maintain a home. It gets dirty, it is cleaned. It gets dirty and it gets cleaned. It's mundane to those that don't know how to find peace and a sense of play in cleaning.

Even with the bitter, there was the sweet. Like a kid in a candy store, we have to appreciate all the enticing choices of what can be more treat than trick. And knowing that looking is enough of a sugar fix. Latino candy is different than the more visible "American" candy. But a well made lollipop would make any child happy to get it, even if that child is a grown adult.

The colors and textures of dry pantry stock and mole bases that are regional. Many outside of the Latino community don't know what real Mexican food tastes like, with eating at places like Taco Bell and Del Taco. And not all Mexican food is created equal. Once you know the flavors and the potential of ingredients, then you can tell which dishes were seasoned best.

Shopping for groceries looks like this in East Los, for many of us. The matrons of the area look for those special ingredients to make their home cooking taste good. The familiar flavor of the cook's hand. With practice it is developed, but it's having the ingredients and seasonings to turn bland in to extraordinary. 

The bounty of the sea, and cooking ingredients for Lent. Bubba Gump may be known for their shrimp, but shrimp like this, can get stretched out a long way. The "tortitas de camaron" a treat not made all the time because it is an active cooking process from start to finish, and that may not always include a sauce with vegetables to turn the tortitas in to a more substantial meal.

The complex sweet side to Latino cuisine. Our culture developed flavors and textures that non Latinos don't know, and sometimes it's relative, like mangoes and rice pudding. But sometimes it's the differences in the same thing that stand out for which kids tasted a richer cajeta made with goat milk, and which kids only know the caramel for ice cream, chocolate bars, coffee and covered apples. Caramel hard candies and chews aren't as predominate as full of artificial colors and flavors candy. This cajeta in a stuffed churro or sweet empana, tasty. Really, really tasty.   

"What now? Asked The Brown Cow"

A cooking scene where I'm making breakfast of papas (skillet tatters) with huevos rancheros, and topped with melted cheese. Only cooked for one and yes it was a lonely meal, but at least I ate. Thank you God for that.

Frijoles may be humble, but they are good eats. No oil required to make mashed beans in their broth. Refried is overrated, like using lard when it isn't necessary. All of us need to eat, but how we eat needs to be reexamined, if it makes us sick. Cooking with lard is different from consuming gluten. I'll actually take a vegan bolillo with mashed beans, a little bit of home made chile, and aguacate (avocado). Not everyone is allergic to gluten, while lard makes for a ticking time bomb of high bad cholesterol, fatty liver and weight gain.

Cooking hearty the food to stick to your ribs, needs an audience to feed it to. Not every kitchen performance will be great, but for this hot dish on a plate, I dedicated it to the restaurant I hope to open one day, to feed a crowd.

And the hot dish didn't stay just on the plate. A woman needs to be a lover, before she can be a mother. My children and friends know my maternal side, but few knew me intimately. Now, none at all. I'm waiting for the right for me new guy, that I can trust to be myself around to let my guard down with. The high heels are just for show.

And it is true to what is said makes for the 'perfect wife'.

"She's a lady in public, a chef in the kitchen; and a wh*** in the bedroom."

The stereotype doesn't hold true for every Latina, but for the ones that do know how to cook, and are full of life, theirs are the pretty faces to want smiling at you, and cooking for you meals that come from the heart.

Even a Mexican torta can beat out the coveted after romp sandwich, of ham and cheese single. But a guy only deserves that sandwich if she can't stand up directly after the romp.

Press Play To Listen To Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlan "Jarabe Tapatio" For The Soundtrack

(And no that isn't the Mexican national anthem)

And that Mexican food, as well as the rest of Latin America's cuisines, it is flavor to challenge the bland. The food that we eat may not have a Latino twist every night, but chances are a Latino picked the vegetables and fruits on your table. Just goes to show what an integral part Latinos play at the American dining table.

"Never Forget Where You Came From."

To my family of farmers working the fields, muchas gracias for all your hard work to help provide a better life for your children.

Operation Monkee's Freedom and Operation Batgrrrl Rises

"Until We Are Reunited"

"Querida Santa Madre que ha velado por mí, por favor, cuida mis hijos ya que aún no puedo yo. Protege sus mentes y corazones para mí por favor. Ayúdame a tolerar la alienación parental por un tiempo poco más. Confío en que no será por mucho tiempo mas. Por favor, que sea a donde mis hijos no recuerdan el hambre. Ayúdame a comer más, por favor. Sabiendo poco de mis hijos mientras cocino por solamente mi, ha sido difícil para mi moral. Confío en el Cielo me está ayudando a llegar a donde tengo que estar, para llegar a abrazar todos mis hijos de nuevo. Por favor, reunir a nosotros. Con mucho gusto voy a cocinar sus antojos, para que puedan tener buenos recuerdos de su mama. En todo lo que es bendito y bueno. Amén"

Once the lover becomes a mother, the little ones get to know a side of a woman that her lover will never know direct. He may be touched and moved by her maternal instinct, but a child's love for their mother, her lover is not her child and cannot feel for her the same form of love that is true too.

The windowsill ledge next to my stove, I needed whimsy and reminders of my children.

Tucked here and there, are my son's baby toys. The kitchen started to look kitschy with adding color to drab white. It's the brightest room in the house.

My son and daughter's marionettes. I've recorded videos with them "dancing" to the beat of songs.

I may not be married anymore, but I still get to have a kitchen that a homemaker stylized.

The little details to explore and linger with. This scene reminds me I'm Mexican American with the tortilla warmer mitt and the pins on the blender dress my Tia up north in Guadalupe, a small farming community, made.

Below you see my daughter (Moo Cow Creamer) and my son (little elf) posed with a slice of homemade orange cake, with cream cheese frosting and ground walnuts.

I may be many things I admit to, and not be what I'm accused of, but truth is, I'm the lover that became a mother that will always love her children first. Even when it hurts.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Mother Burned. Not Around The Children Would I Send Their Fathers Straight To....

To be honest, I commit p*ndejadas too. 'Live and Learn', to make the headaches and heartache count. In the kitchen gone kitschen, it's the new memories with a childlike curiosity that make for a cheerful home.

So here's to moving on to bigger and better things in love, healthier cooking, and cool tunes.

Trust this or get out of my kitchen p*nche c*lero m*mon; hijo de to ch*ngada m*dre y p*dre! No sabes lo que es bueno y saludable, para que vivas mas años p*ndejo!

Press Play To Watch The Trailer For "Fools Rush In" To Remember The Culture Clash Of Being A Biracial Couple; This Story Has A Happy Ending I can Appreciate

Press Play To Listen To Salma Hayek Sing "Quedate Aqui (Stay Here)" English Translation Of Lyrics Below

Quedate Aqui/Stay here

En mis brazos/In my arms

Quedate aqui/Stay here

Para mi/For me

Y no me digas que me amas/And don't tell me you love me

No me digas que me adoras/Don't tell me you adore me

Dime solo que te quedas/Tell me you're staying

Una vida junto ami/A life next to me

Llevame por alli/Bring me there

Llevame en tus anzias a un lugar/Bring me with your anxiety to a place

Donde ya no tenga que jurar/Where I won't have to judge

Donde ya no tenga que mentir/Where I won't have to lie

Donde solo exista para ti/Where I only exist for you

Y no me preguntes si te quiero/And don't ask me if I love you

Que no te preocupe lo que pienso/Don't you worry about what I think

Que yo soy completamente tuya a mi manera/Just know I'm yours in my own way

Pero a cambio quiero ser tu sueno/But when I want to be your dream

Yo no me conformo con tus besos/I won't be satisfied with just your kisses

Quiero darte todo lo que siento y mas que eso/I want to give you everything I feel and even more

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Press Play To Watch Salma Hayek Go On A Mission To Find Fresh Milk For Her Family

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Press Play To Listen To Salma Hajek Tell A Great Story About Rooting For Her Home Team Of Mexico And Trying Not To Wake Her French Husband Up

Weeeell, a bit roughed up after I made it back from going around the block and using up my transfer, before crossing the street from Evergreen Cemetery; but happier to have returned back to where home is for me, in East Los Angeles, Califas.

And the bandido punk rocker that semi-retired in to 'billy', the stories to be told in the kitchen, over coffee or a meal; will let you know where she comes from, and she'll share recipes and tips, hoping for the same in return.

And as always,

Enjoy your meals!

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Copyright ©2018 By Rev. Mother L.G. Flores. All Rights Reserved.

Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Sangre y Lagrimas"