Pauley's Tavern and Pool Hall

Daydreams to cope with sometimes take on lives of their own....

al·le·go·ryˈ (aləˌgôrē) noun

plural noun: allegories

   "A story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one."

   “An Allegory is a form of extended metaphor in which objects, persons and actions in a narrative, are equated with meanings that lie outside the narrative itself.

The underlining meaning has moral, social, religious or political significance of abstract ideas as charity, greed and envy.

Thus an allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.”

   Yes, I looked it the f*ck up and with that you know what is needed to be known to understand what the Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall book series is about.

  Oh I should add that the censor is pretty much off most of the time. PG this story is not. PG13 neither. R yes; but beyond that?

Shhh....

Now some background info on the place ”The R*tards" go to play.

(Pauley’s term of endearment for his patrons that don’t act their age, especially when sh*tfaced.

Think about what "r*tarded" means, then how it's used in every day language to be an insulting description.

Just like calling a child a "b*stard", some words should be questioned as too f*cked up to use like they're whatever.

"Wh***" is another one with an edge, and yes these words among others will be questioned, but you as readers decide the fate of these words as they apply to your personal vocabularies.)

   Pauley’s Tavern and Pool Hall is a sort of 'speak-easy' name for The Iron Horseshoe Tavern established back in 1974 by Paul "Pauley" Kelly.

It’s called this to keep what are now known as 'hipster' invaders away, and its whereabouts only known by word of mouth.

Is it elitist?

Perhaps.

Or it is about self preservation and preventing as long as possible, their haven from being taken over by those that do not honor tradition, nor would uphold Pauley's Code of Conduct.

  New folks are welcome, as long as they can respect the School House Rules and don't complain when Lucy gets unplugged; otherwise foos are getting their a*ses expelled!

   Over the years The Tavern has become a home away from home club house for old timers and mostly blue collar roughneck man children with its latest motley generation currently in their 30’s, give or take.

Some married with children or divorced with visitation on the weekends.

They have bills to pay, money to save, jobs to not f*ck up in order to do both.

Occasionally these a*sholes may brawl and Pauley’s shotgun Grace taken out to dance, with Jukebox Lucy playing the soundtrack; but overall the place is mellow on a weekday afternoon.

   The crowd that made The Tavern its watering hole is loyal and there is a sense of kinship between the boozer drunks.

Stories this tavern has no lack of thanks to the antics of the patrons, which also include my own.

   I wrote myself in as a character using my real name because all this stemmed from a daydream I had, to keep me company while I went for long walks with detours, in my new town of residence;

Boyle Heights, California.

   Though home for me will always be my beloved

East Los Angeles, Califas

   One day I thought of a man that didn’t exist to help me move on and let go of the past, by focusing on the existing hope of the present and lessons learned.

  Perhaps it was my way to prepare myself mentally for the future because I don't have much to my name other than my imagination.

 “Mikey, Jacob, Bobby, Joe, Paul, Davey, Alex, Dennis and Lou”

   Names of made up men that are a close knit pack of pals I will never forget.

They all represent an aspect of the men I have known, both in the good and bad; but they are human, even if fictional.

They are part of the details to the symposium full of zanies.

   This story experiment at times is a sort of open love letter to men that have shown their integrity even as they also try to get things right.

These men are strong but also weak.

Happy but still stressed.

Hopeful but discouraged at times with what they feel is out of their control.

It’s a mix we all endure, but with them; I feel how unequal men still are when it comes to expressing their feelings on it all.

How do I know?

I'm a daughter of one that expressed them regardless.

   The women in this saga also are shown going through their own life roller coasters and attaining their triumphs for they too are strong and capable.

It’s just with them, the way their stories are told is different.

How different?

The goal is to show we could use a little bit of understanding from the fellas.

With their stories, I hope to tell men that not all of us are their enemies or psychos, that more often than not, there was an issue with communicating and emotions go on edge.

We can be worthy of trusting and also respecting.

I hope to tell, we can have our bad days too, even if our hairstyles look nice; and we don't always know what the f*ck we're doing either.

We do know we could be wrong also.

No really.

Women are capable of knowing they can be wrong. Getting us to admit it, now that's something else.

*cough*

I want to show the men I was able to reach through to, women can be their friends as well, and shoulder part of the old burdens that say a man must bare these alone.

Even as women, we can relate and be more than arm candy hood ornaments, "Honey can you bring me a beer?".

  But this is to reassure the males that are willing to read, they'll have a place in what is usually considered female terrain.

  Yes this is a quirky soap opera Spanglish novela, for a subculture of those that bought in to what a friend called:

"The Rockabilly Retirement Plan for Punks, Skins and Goths".

And what was surprising, the guys did get in to it as much as the gals. I mean, how can I write an open love letter to men, if I don't include what matters to and interests them?

  From the serious like Erectile Dysfunction or even the car not starting and being already late for work.

To the "Are you f*cking serious!?!" and the latter said in two manners.

One with enthusiastic glee like they scored, and the other in BOHICA despair.

Espeakin' of which....

This is a bedtime story dedicated most of all to Our Troops and 'Docs' green side or civilian; for I do know the power of a reality break, if not reading oneself asleep.

And this because I want to "Play It Forward" and yes I do mean play.

  The man I would spend countless silent moments, wondering about his happiness and safety; he was the life lesson I needed to get me out of a bad place; even as I felt helpless knowing which bad place he was headed back to.

This Army Coptor Doctor ridding one of Anansi's spiderweb threads, tied to the foot of a Dragonfly Dustoff back in Stan; reminded me why being able to control your focus, makes dealing with difficult things, easier to cope with.

The chaos will still be there, it's how you allow it to affect you, that makes a very important difference.

You either learn how to hold on and fight or you don't. That "don't" had been my concern for him.

There was a reason his story began to stand out to me.

"Yet for me that also came from the desert, compassion I also knew how to show...."

  Eyes like his and lack of smile, you don't forget.

He had the face of many that aren't returning all that well; but his face comforted me when it would look silly; but haunted when it was a stoic with unintended, resigned grace.

  So this allegory that aims to be a cult classic, does have its soul, as that odd daydream of mine, found a life of its own.

And it became a Shoretale Fable of Therapy in Motion and thinking up the answers that become the solutions.

It's all just rhyming for the reasons, that carry us through the seasons of change.

Suggestion: Look up Grandiose, Ostentatious, Pretentious, Narcissistic, Delusional, Self Absorbed Motor Mouth, but most of all Ironic Catharsis. Thank you.

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Copyright ©2017 Rev. Mother L. G. Flores. All Rights Reserved.

Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Lagrimas Y Sangre"

Who are these "Collaborators & Alibis"?

Press Play To Listen To The Casualties "Punk Rock Love" For The Retired Punk Rockers In Us, and The Soundtrack To Who Is Part Of "The Four Kings Play" As Pauley's Allies And My Friends. It's A Song They Can Relate To. You Can Skip The Lyrics Which Were Posted To Understand What The F*ck They Are Singing.

The Casualties "Punk Rock Love"

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

into a scene, full of lies
met you there, you seemed alright

gave you a love, gave you a heart
all you gave me broken heart

Broken heart, I want it back
Broken heart, I got it back

oh my love, oh my dear
what i gave you was so dear
oh my love, oh my dear
what i gave you was so dear

loved you dear, just so, dear
loved you dear, oh so, dear


gave you a love, gave you a heart
all you gave me a broken heart
gave you a love, gave you a heart
all you gave me a broken heart

Broken heart, I want it back
Broken heart, I got it back

gave you a love, gave you a heart
all you gave me a broken heart
gave you a love, gave you a heart
all you gave me a broken heart

PUNK ROCK LOVE!!!!!!!!!
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The Four Kings Play

Left To Right:

A-Man King of Hearts

Sinko King of Clubs

Von Hardy King of Diamonds

Dave's Not Here/DNH King of Spades

I have a thing for "card games" and for the sake of whimsy, I play with the meanings and abilities as if I combined Chess with Blackjack and Tarot. It makes sense when it has to. Well these four gents are my dearest 'brofriends' where any new guy that wants to get to know me, these friends will hear about him and coach me through to not spazz, or tell me to cut the rope. That's a very special bond to have with dudes that I can feel safe around.

These guys have advised me beyond what is a romance lament. They have loan me money when I really needed help. They've given me their hand me down technology that was gently used. They have consulted and been ambassadors for men. I don't think I can ever hate men as an entire gender population, out of bitterness from being burned one too many times. Guys like these Four Kings, prove not all men are douches. That's awesome!

With guy friends like these, their words of encouragement and gently calling me out when I run before I crawl, means a lot to me. So in Pauley's, they play real life characters that help me tell the parables, by also lending their own stories. It's not just about me as if I was the center of the whole f*cking Universe. My friends co-star and at times are the stars of their chapters where it's biographical.

I've always been writing my stories for them since the idea for Pauley's came to me. I know without my friends, I'm a*sed out when it comes to not feeling lonely or be misunderstood. I made a silent promise that however I make my fortune, I'll do what I can to help them become home and business owners.

Now to me, that's true punk rock love.

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The Pretty Poison Reinas

Press Play To Listen To The Crystals "Then He Kissed Me" For The Soundtrack


"Shank with nail files. Box like men. Kick Ass with our Minds. And play pretend. Sexy, Silent and Deadly, don't play with our hearts. Give us 'tude, we'll show you when ours starts. To Love us is worth it. To play us is not. To think you can hurt us doesn't make you a big shot. Go on and try it, and you'll know how it feels. When the offense sets in darling, looks can kill."

~L.G. Flores July, 27, 2016~

Oh how the thought of being kissed has made each of us feel things that challenge our doubts about finding the right combo for each of us as individuals. I'm allies with these women that are also mothers, sisters, friends. These ladies I may not see everyday or even once a year, but no matter how long it's been since we've talked and hung out, it's like no time has passed at all.

I know when it comes to polishing my rough edges, these friends of mine help. From doing my hair and eyelashes, to buying me clothes and accessories. They're the sorority sisters I didn't get to have since I wasn't meant to do a 'Greek Week' because it's too follower. Nope, with these ladies I feel independent and we aren't cliquish. What we are to each other is moral support. I welcome these beautiful women in to my life, because they welcome me in to theirs.

And I am grateful for their lessons in knowing how to turn in to "b*tch mode" for standing up for myself and defending those I care about. But they also shown me how to flip the off switch so I can be the cool chick again. It's just funny when I'm the calm voice of reason. Like, I know, right?

These "Reinas" are many and they change special feminine powers to help others with their compassion. Each of us gives back in our own ways. But what impresses me the most about these Queens, they all have personalities I love being around. In a perfect world, they'd all be at my wedding as my cheering squad that I finally got getting married right, because they'll know the guy's got to be pretty darn special for me to commit when I sometimes still lock myself in my tower.

As the way I have learned, we are each others self made tower demolition crew. And we also help with cleaning and cooking. If only more women can get along with other women without the negativity of being a frienemy. Their loss and also Karmic debt. Nope, I got good women as friends.

"And Then He Kissed Me. And Then He Kissed Me. And Then He Kissed Me."

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The Knight Club

Press Play To Listen To The Reckless Ones "Tender Nights" For The Soundtrack

"Feliz Birthday Ms. Future Doctor! Oh how I wish I could give you a hug. It's been too long. You've growns up in to a young woman! Listen to your mother for she is wise. And know she listens to you, because she cares deeply about you expressing yourself. Hang in there in any stress. Know it is not permanent. Aim high and strive. Take breaks to reflect. Know when to interject. Know when to be silent and still. Remember to always love and respect love so it respects you. Know you are worthy of respect. Know I respect you. Go Ms Future Doctor, Go! Rock On, and Know I Love You! Happy Birthday Mamas, and many more."

(Birthday Greeting For My Niece)

Who are these 'Knights'?

Well they are the young adults I know that have began to grow in to their maturity as well as begin to question what they questioned. These are great minds that can express themselves and affect change as the next generation old enough to vote, but also organize their own lives, so they can efficiently get where they want to go in life.

These 'Knights' of mine are street team as well as recipe testers, hair and clothing models, reviewers of the literature and the online armada. They pass on the word of what are their realities, as they also like my turn at story time where I do feel older than them. I am maternal with them and if I can help it, offer them work for the sake of getting a reference and help drafting their resumes because I don't want them working for me forever, especially for peanuts.

Only way I'd want them to stay is if they become managers for the different departments of the 'Pauley's Umbrella'. I do want to expand and they'd be homegrown trained. They can telecommute in some cases, and in others, they are front and center getting the job done, by wisely delegating. These 'kids' are from the generation I began to censor the swearing and content in a PG13 edit, so they can pass copies to their friends and they pass them down to their siblings.

It's Los Angeles in pride and region, so their scenes are represented as they also play real life characters. They also star in their own chapters when not co-staring in others. These 'Knights of My Dinning Table' are part of the chess board moves to protect our interests from a hostile 'Black Knight' take over. I want to be part of the team and support base that empowers these kool kats.

I hope if I pull this vision off, they'll earn part of the money to pay off their student loans, since I do want them all to go to college or a vocational school. These aren't my kids, but I give a major f*ck about them.

That's something I appreciate. To be able to give a f*ck about others that aren't blood to me, or my peers. They are my inspiration to be a better parent and also friend. To lead with kindness even if firm. They are all leaders in the making and I see them all as capable to create their own miracles. Them welcoming me to their social events feels great, because I get to see what's become of the punk scene I was part of when I was a teen in to young adult.

Actually the punk in me never died, but I did leave the scene behind until I went to a back yard gig after close to 20 years! They treated me as an elder and the stories they told me concerned me. These kids didn't need to rebel. These kids needed better parenting that was involved that asked open ended questions rather than condemn for telling the truth. How sad is it when a molested, anorexic and drug using 15 year old is telling me she wishes her mom was more like me?

For these teens that grew up, and the ones right behind them, I'm making a place for them in Pauley's. My hope is, I'd really be a good influence. And I also hope they remind me to remain young at heart.

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The Pages Of Sentiment

"The Pages of Sentiment" are my friend's children that are my friends too. I tend to give them cooking lessons, and I love it when they get in to the process of cooking. When it comes to all things Pauley's, they are inspiration plus future street team that get paid to spread the word when they are old enough. For now they are recipe testers, clothing and hairstyle models, products geared for kids testers, and my warm smiles and hugs I can look forward to.

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The Radio Gang

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Press Play To watch A Neat Short Film Of Old School Radio Action In Production

 

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Pauley's Regulars Club

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Press Play To Watch A 1950's Rockabilly Sock Hop To See How Our Grandparents Used To Have Fun

Press Play And Have A Flash Back At The "Our Gang"/"Little Rascals" Characters With Their Real Names. Some Are Shown As Adults. These Old Shorts Of Theirs Need To Be Shown To Today's Children, To See How Different Kids Looked back when Great Gramma and Grampa Were Little Kids; And What About Color Blind Friendship Has Remained The Same.

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Copyright ©2018 By Rev. Mother L.G. Flores. All Rights Reserved.

Heaven Please Bless All That is "Pauley's...." and May No Harm Come To This Therapy In Motion, Adult After School Special, What Happens Cuando Nos Ponemos Las Pilas, Mark In Miles Stones, for This Dreamer and Music Maker Shake, Rattle n' Roll!

Amen.

"Siempre Fiel En Sangre y Lagrimas"